Sunday, October 26, 2008, 09:34 AM
Sun Oct 26, 2008

in case you guys didnt know.....


im super bangerang. :D
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Saturday, October 25, 2008, 04:35 PM
Sat Oct 25, 2008

oh..

oh yes.


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Thursday, October 23, 2008, 01:40 PM
Thus Oct 23, 2008

guess who has to buy a new laptop.

since i havent been able to update in almost a week.....heres a photo of my freshly pierced boobs. haha



my tits look lopsided, but i swear its just the angle.

im going to be honest......the only reason why i got them pierced is because i fell in love with a pair of nipple shields. i saw them and heard angels sing. i shit you not, you could have called me a christian for like 3 minutes. for those 3 minutes...there was a god. and he sent me nipple shields.

anyway, im taking the piercings out of my back on sun or mon. im going to miss them, but i think theyve had a good run. 2 1/2 years to be exact.

things porcelain will be able to do when she takes her back piercings out...
-fuck on carpet
-fuck on counter tops
-fuck on tables
-wear fishnet shirts
-not worry about laying on one "the wrong way" while i sleep.
-not have to readjust myself on the couch
-slip corsets on, with ease.
-freely flip extensions around, without them getting caught.
-massages
-loofas!

...those are just from the top of my head........but im excited. its like a whole new world of opportunities has opened up to me. haha yay! dont worry though...this will not be the end for me. im merely making room for more. ;) however, my plan is to keep everything subtle-ish.

subtle is sexy, i think. well....more like bam and subtle. you wouldnt think those 2 words could become friends....but im very persuasive. oo lala.


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Saturday, October 18, 2008, 12:22 PM
Sat Oct 18, 2008

i got my nipples pierced! but i dont have any good photos of it yet. ill show you guys sooooonn.

i have a burlesque show tonight and im super nervous. im doing this one routine i do all the time, but then im doing this other routine for halloween....that i havent actually figured out yet. :-/ wish me luck!

if youre not doing anything tonight, its at bull city headquarters in durham, nc. :) theres going to be burlesque, fire breathers, drag kings, dancing. its going to be the shizam!



the date on it is obviously wrong, cause it had to be rescheduled, due to rain.

come out!

xoxo
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008, 05:45 PM
Wed Oct, 15, 2008

this is what happens when sara comes back to visit me a week later....
























































you may think you know what was going on here......but im going to be honest.....you probably dont. haha.
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008, 02:10 PM
Tues Oct 14, 2008

this is what happens when sara comes to visit.































we are in love and im going to force her to do porn with me.
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Monday, October 13, 2008, 11:33 PM
Mon Oc 13, 2008

:D!!!!

anthony took me to the beach, and it was like magic in a can!

we got to the hotel (which i think was one of those time share things?), and the first thing we did was read all the lovely little notes that other guests had left the owner. i think they all copied each other though...

then we participated in some extracurricular activities! :-O <=====3

then we walked to the beach, as the sun was setting......... and walked back, because it was fucking cold. haha. everyone was wearing sweatshirts, and we were in our bathing suits. we looked like a sad little couple, desperate to enjoy the beach. but it was ok, cause we know how much cooler we are than them. i mean, who fishes on the shore? losers. they were all losers. unless someone, whos reading this, fishes on the beach shore. then youre not a loser. it was just them.

after that, we felt inspired, and wanted to eat sea food for din din. i had crab cakes. they were the shiznit.

some crazy woman hit my car in the restaurant parking lot. because thats just what happens to me. she didnt do anything to my car though,. so i told her to go away and stop making me uncomfortable.

we start driving back to the hotel, and then realize we want to go on an adventure.

we saw a citco, and knew that was the ticket.

they sold shells on sticks.

i think they were supposed to look like roses.....i dont really know. but we thought they were god damn amazing, and bought all of them......

ALL OF THEM.

then i found a moose hat.

and a hot dog hat.

i bought them both. i let the hamburger hat slide.

so after the adventure, that was citco, we went back to the hotel for the advanced stage of extracurricular activities. it involved love and baby prevention. :)

we watched incino man and went to bed.

in the morning, my hunny bunny woke me up for one last walk on the beach, before we fled home. it was warm and lovely. i watched happy birds and happy dogs and nothing could have filled me with more glee.

i ended up picking out 2 of my favorite sea shells so that anthony could have one and i could have one and we could remember our little beach trip forever. :) i know. im a fag. :)

now comes the best part....

we were driving home and passed by this pop's diner place, that had a huge statue of a hot dog pouring ketchup on himself!!!!!!! I HAD TO EAT LUNCH THERE. we parked, went inside....the place is super 1950's and owned by this kick ass dude, who is an elvis impersonator!!!!!!!!! he did a little impression for us while we were scarfing down our hamburgers and hotdogs, and i decided to love him forever. he also gave me home made ice cream that was absolutely delectable.

we proceeded to listen to elvis most of the way home.
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Sunday, October 12, 2008, 11:09 PM
Sun Oct 12, 2008

i still hate my x best friend/soul mate for breaking my heart.

i feel like im going through a bad break up or something. i never realized loosing a friend could be just as intense as loosing a lover.

she sent me this message on facebook saying im a bad friend who lowers her self esteem, and cant understand her pain.

it only made me hate her more for being so blind and ungrateful.

i dont want to be in love anymore.

i cry :'(
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